Get Well Soon Frau Steinmeier!

Today 23 August, Juche 99, it has been announced that the Chairman of the Social Democratic Party of Germany, Frank-Walter Steinmeier will be stepping down indefinitely. He is stepping down to help his wife overcome a serious illness. It has been announced that Mrs. Steinmeier has an undisclosed kidney disorder and may soon die. Her husband has been generous enough to donate a kidney to his wife in an attempt to save her life. It has been confirmed that Mr. Steinmeier is a match for his wife’s kidney and will undergo surgery in the coming days. I do wish the best of luck to the Steinmeier family and I do hope everything works out for them.