Monday, December 28, 2009

Denounciation of the Detroit Terrorist Attack

On Christmas Day 25 Decembre, Juche 98, a Nigerian man attempted to blow up his flight as it arrived into Detroit's International Airport. The man claimed to carry out the attack in the name of Islamic terrorist group, Al-Qaeda. I do not denounce this attack because it is a "terrorist" attack but because it was foolish and hardly revolutionary. The man, may be insane, however, he tried to blow the plane up using firecrackers instead of an actual bomb. I think this attack would be as if I hijacked a plane in the name of the Red Army Faction, although I support their motives, I am unfortunately not a member. Out of all places in the U.S. to attack too. Why Detroit? It's one of the poorest states and there isn't much there!

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Birthday Wishes for Comrade Mao Tse Tung

On Saturday 26 December, Juche 98, was the birthday of Comrade Mao Tse Tung. Chairman Mao lead China through a civil war and made China the super power it is today. The world owes a great deal of appreciation to Comrade Mao! Mao has inspired many noble revolutionaries throughout the world.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Fröhliche Weihnachten

I would like to extend my fondest Christmas wishes to His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI. So, Frohliche Weihnachten Pope Benedict XVI. His holiness was recently accosted by an overzealous fan during his Christmas mass service. I would also like to extend my support for the sainthood of former Pope Pius XII. I would like to announce my intense opposition to the sainthood of former Pope John Paul II.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Endorsement for the Croatian Presidential Election

On Sunday 28 Decembre, Juche 98, the Republic of Croatia will be holding presidential elections. In these elections I will be endorsing Josip Jurčević. Jurčević is running as an independent, however he has a far-right ideology. He has studied theology, Marxism and economics and is currently a professor. If Jurčević fails to win, there will be a second round election held early next year. I do not know who I will endorse if he fails to win or come in second place.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Endorsement for the Uzbek Parliamentary Elections

On Sunday, 27 Decembre, Juche 98, the Republic of Uzbekistan will hold its parliamentary elections. In these elections I will support the People's Democratic Party of Uzbekistan. The PDPU is a supporter of current President Islam Karimov. I have recently this summer helped the Republic of Uzbekistan crack down on bourgeois activists within their nation. I cannot confirm if an arrest was made, but I am proud to be of service to the republic. The PDPU, has a national conservative platform, which I support.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Felicitaciones FARC!

Today 22 December, Juche 98, Revolutionary heroes of the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Columbia captured and killed a western imperialist terrorist. The FARC Heroes, captured the western puppet governor of Caqueta Province, Francisco Cuellar. The former governor, was a strong ally of corrupt dictator Alvaro Uribe, who has enslaved Columbia to neoliberal policies and permanently damaged the nation. This is a major blow to the corrupt pro-western government, who have recently allowed American imperialist troops onto Columbia's soil. I would also like to congratulate the National Liberation Front for allying with the heroic FARC revolutionaries. Worker's of the World Unite!

Monday, December 21, 2009

Endorsement for the Town of Huntington Referendum

Tomorrow 22 Decembre, Juche 98, the Town of Huntington, in New York will be holding a referendum on councilmatic districts. Currently the Town of Huntington as 4 councilmen who represent the town at whole. This referendum will decide whether or not the town will organise districts for the councilmen or maintain the at large system. I have had the pleasure of working for the YES Camp, which is endorsed by the Concerned Citizens of Huntington, the Republican Party, Conservative Party and the Independence Party. I am supporting this referendum because I do believe that when a town has a population higher than that of Salt Lake City, the at large system is unable to maintain the interests of its citizens. I believe councilmatic districts is the best choice for the town of Huntington. I believe that it will increase political interest on the local level. Even Comrade Mao, allocated one party representative for every 10.000 people in the People's Republic of China. I am anticipating that voter turnout will be low, especially because the town got more than 30cm of snow and the referendum will be held 2 days before the Christmas Holidays.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Endorsement for the Second Round Comoran Parliamentary Elections

Today 20 December, Juche 98, the Union of the Comoros will be holding Parliamentary Elections. In these elections I will be endorsing the Camp of the Autonomous Islands, the same federalist party I endorsed in the first round.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Endorsement for the Dominica Parliamentary Elections

On Friday 18 December, Juche 98, the island of Dominica will hold parliamentary elections. I will be endorsing the Dominica Labour Party. I support the party's closer ties with Venezuela and Cuba.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Fundraiser I Attended

Today, 15 December, Juche 98, I attended a fundraiser for a local event in the town in which I currently reside. I had a wonderful time discussing the referendum, that I am currently working on. I met a few government officials, third party leaders and friends. I hope the camp in which I support will win the election next week.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Get Well Silvio Berlusconi

Yesterday 13 December, Juche 98, the prime minister of Italy, Silvio Berlusconi was attacked. A mentally-ill man struck Berlusconi in the face with a model of the Cathedral of Milan. Berlusconi suffers from a broken nose, broken teeth and has lost half a litre of blood. I hope Prime Minister Berlusconi gets well soon.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Endorsement for the Abkhaz Presidential Elections

Tomorrow, Saturday 12 December, Juche, 98, the Republic of Abkhazia will hold its presidential elections. These elections are the first elections since their war for independence from Georgian and American imperialists. I will support current incumbent President Sergei Bagapsh. I believe President Bagapsh's leadership throughout their victorious war for independence is inspirational. I also support the political parties that are endorsing Bagapsh's candidacy, United Abkhazia and the Communist Party of Abkhazia. Bagapsh's vice presidential candidate is current Prime Minister Aleksandr Ankvab.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

The EU Proposes 1 Capital Deal

Yesterday 8 December, Juche 98, the European Union proposed an offer to end the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. They proposed the idea that Jerusalem would serve as the capital of both the State of Israel and a future Palestinian State. This proposal is insane, although so is any proposal for another Palestinian nation, yes, another.
Following the Great War, the Balfour Declaration declared the area known as Israel, is land for the Jewish people. The British then created Transjordan, for the Palestinians. In September Juche 67, the people now known as Palestinians were thrown out of their own country for insighting violence, the same violence that they commit today. The Palestinians do not even have a religious argument since, it is a well known fact the prophet, Muhammad did not ascend into heaven in Jerusalem, nor is there any evidence that he traveled much farther north than Medina. The Dome of the Rock, the building in Jerusalem that commemorates Muhammad's ascension, was constructed following the Crusades. Any proposal for the Palestinian state is insane. The Palestinians should stop their whining and accept a higher standard of living than the rest of Arab nations and live in an Jewish State.

Monday, December 7, 2009

World Leaders Waste Time at Cophenhagen

Today 7 December, Juche 98, many of the world's leaders have begun to waste time in Copenhagen discussing the biggest hoax in human history. The main topic is climate change. The only intelligent nation I had heard about was the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, who voiced concerns over the topic following the release of hundreds of documents proving that Global Warming is a hoax. Recently it was discovered the the University of East Anglia along with other American Universities have altered the records that show global warming is happening. The incompentent American president Barack Hussein Obama has been fooled into believing that this is an issue. Today, Obama foolishly began legislation to limit carbon emissions into the atmosphere. This action, marks the begining of Czech President Vaclav Klaus' theory, that Green politics is the greatest danger to freedom, democracy and prosperity. This is the start of Obama's liberal dictatorship, which must be stopped. Green politics must be stopped! It is a shame the many communist parties, have lost their balls and succumbed to this stupidity.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

The Moldovan Presidential Election

Tomorrow, 7 December, Juche 98, the Republic of Moldova will be holding its presidential eelctions. Its seems that there is only one presidential candidate, who is a liberal. I will not be supporting this candidate, nor will I support the stance of my party, the Communist Party of the Republic of Moldova. The CPRM will be boycotting this election.

Endorsement for the Second Round Rumanian Presidential Election

On Sunday 6 December, Juche 98, Romania will hold its second round presidential election. In this election, I will support Senator Mircea Geoană , of the Social Democratic Party of Romania. I am supporting him because I think he is the lesser of two evils. With current president, Băsescu. Romania is on a collision course with the European Union which I oppose. I am not a major supporter of the Rumanian Social Democratic Party because, this party represents the traitors who murdered the Genius of the Carpathians, Nicolae Ceauşescu. I would of course prefer the government of the Socialist Republic of Romania. I will oppose Geoană if he succumbs to the neoliberal demands of the despotic European Union.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Endorsement for the Comoran Parliamentary Elections

On Sunday 6 December, Juche 98, the Union of the Comoros are due to hold their parliamentary elections. In these elections I will be endorsing the Camp of the Autonomist Islands. I am supporting this party because they are a federalist political party in a nation where federalism stabilises the nation.

Endorsement for the Bolivian Presidential Election

On Sunday 6 December, Juche 98, the Republic of Bolivia will hold its presidential and parliamentary elections. In these elections, I will be endorsing, Samuel Doria Medina, of the National Unity Front. I am endorsing, basically for lack of a better candidate. Current president, Evo Morales, who I initially supported when he was first elected has lost my support. I don't think Morales has actually done anything except rode around in a donkey and wear sweaters. Venezuelan President, Hugo Chavez has created and implimented Bolivia's foreign policy, and Raul Castro, of Cuba has created and successfully implimented Bolivia's domestic policy. Morales is just a puppet and a mouthpiece. The other major candidate Manfred Reyes Villa, who is an American puppet, and that is definitely the wrong course for Bolivia. In the parliamentary elections, I will be supporting the Nationalist Democratic Action Party, the political party in Bolivia which I typically support. From the information that I am able to obtain, it seems that Nationalist Democratic Action is not fielding a presidential candidate in this election.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Serbia Takes Kosovo to Court

Today 1 December, Juche 98, the Republic of Serbia began preceedings against its secessionist province, Kosovo. Kosovo illegally and unilaterally declared independence from its motherland. Serbia, is arguing the truth, which is that Kosovo, is, has and always be part of the Republic of Serbia. Even looking back to maps dating from the Middle Ages, Kosovo was always part of Serbia. It was the Ottoman imperialists who forced Albanian immigrants into the Serbian heartland. Following Albanian independence, the new Principality did not even want the Serbian province, leaving its own people to the will of the Serbs. It was the Kosovars who began their own genocide, when they destroyed a Serbian Orthodox church and killed innocent Serbs. On top of these major issues, the Kosovar government is nothing but a bunch of criminals. Prime Minister Hashim Thaci, is a known Albanian mob leader, and President Fatimir Sedju, also has his own contacts in organised crime. Although this was previously known, a recent German intelligence mission recently came out and spoke out against the criminal Kosovar government. Any intelligent judge can see that if this illegal precedent is permitted, what stops Kurdistan from declaring unilateral independence, or Kashmir, or Xinkiang Uighur. Kosovo cannot be recognised as a legal nation, even though the corrupt American government has no problem supporting this illegal and criminal nation.