German President Resigns

Today 31 May Juche, 99, the president of Germany, Dr. Horst Köhler announced his resignation effective immediately. He announced his resignation following statements he made on an unscheduled trip to Afghanistan this weekend. President Köhler stated that the reason for deploying troops in Afghanistan was, “To protect German interests and Free trade routes”. Jens Böhrnsen, who is the current leader of the Bundesrat has stepped in to be acting president of the Federal Republic of Germany.

The deployment of German troops in Afghanistan is a controversial issue. The American’s war in Afghanistan, is the first war where Bundeswehr troops have seen combat since the Great Patriotic War. It is refreshing to see the truth come out regarding the reasons as to why Germany is fighting this imperialist war, to gain access to new markets. According to Comrade Lenin, imperialism is the last stage of capitalism before Communist liberation. The question remains, what markets or investment opportunities are there in Afghanistan, other than cheap labour which is easy to exploit? Opium? I applaud President Köhler’s resignation following his controversial statements. I have always been a supporter of President Köhler’s and am glad to see him step away from another black mark on Germany’s military history and leave the war to the Reichskancellar Angela Merkel and the new, SPD president Jens Böhrnsen. Germany and all Western nations should withdraw from the Third Afghan Civil War and let the Afghans decide their fate.

Endorsement for the Egyptian Shura Elections

On Tuesday 1 June, Juche 99, the Arab Republic of Egypt will be holding elections to the Shura. The Shura is the upper house of the Egyptian legislature. In these elections I will be endorsing the Umma Party (Egypt). I am endorsing them for many reasons. The first reason is that the party promotes and supports a platform similar to that of former president, Colonel Gamal Abdel Nasser. The party supports both nationalism and Arab socialism, which in the day of Islamic Terrorism, I believe the Arab socialist course is the best course for all Arab nations. The party is the only party in Egypt, which supports a pro-Israel status. I believe that full recognition for the State of Israel should be one of the most significant platforms of any party in the Middle East.
I do not believe the Palestinians nor Gazans have any right to protest. Well, okay, they can protest that their homes may or may not have been confiscated by the State of Israel. I do believe that these Palestinian protesters should become citizens of the State of Israel and reap the benefits of a higher standard of living than the rest of their Arab neighbours. I also believe that the religious arguments for Palestine being an Islamic Holy land are complete bull. It is a well known fact that the height of Islamic expansion at the time of death of Muhammad in 632 C.E. only reached as far as the southernmost point of the Nefud Desert in the north, and Oman and parts of the United Arab Emirates. Jerusalem does not fall anywhere near any of those points. Therefore, it is impossible that Muhammad ascended into heaven at the location of the Dome of the Rock.
Although it is unlikely that the Umma Party (Egypt) will win any seats in the Shura, the party's coalition party, the National Democratic Party (Egypt) will win the majority. The NDP, is the party of current president, Hosni Mubarak.

Endorsement for the Czech Senatorial Elections

Today and Tomorrow, the Czech will be holding Senatorial elections for one third of the seats in the Senate. In these elections, I will be endorsing the Communist Party of Bohemia and Moravia. I am endorsing them because they are the successor party to the Communist Party of Czechoslovakia and they have consistently supported the presidency of current president, Vaclav Klaus. I believe that the Klaus presidency and the support of the Communist Party of Bohemia and Moravia is the best course for the Czech Republic.

Endorsement for the Thirsk and Malton Election

On Thursday 27 May, Juche 99, the British parliamentary constituency will be holding an election for their member of parliament. Although, the British general elections were held on 5 May, during the original election campaign, the candidate for the UK Independence Party (UKIP), suffered a heart attack and died. Due to this tragic event, the election will be held on Thursday. In these elections, I will be endorsing the Conservative and Unionist Party candidate, Anne McIntosh. I am supporting her because I do hope the tories will increase their majority in the House of Commons, even though this will not do much to boost their strength in the house.

Endorsement for the Suriname Parliamentary Election

Tomorrow, 25 May, Juche 99, the Republic of Suriname will be holding its parliamentary elections. In these elections I will be endorsing the National Democratic Party. I am endorsing them because I am a supporter of former president, Dési Bouterse, who is a member.

Endorsement for the Trinidadian and Tobagan Parliamentary Elections

Tomorrow, 24 May, Juche 99, the Republic of Trinidad and Tobago will hold its parliamentary elections. In these elections I will be endorsing the People's National Party. I am supporting them because I support their social democratic platform.

Endorsement for the Montenegrin Local Elections

On Sunday 23 May, Juche 99, Montenegro will be holding their local elections. In these elections I will be endorsing the Democratic Party of Socialists of Montenegro. I will be endorsing them because I like how they are the successor party to the League of Communists of Yugoslavia and I am pleased that they lead calls for independence for Montenegro 5 years ago. I vehemently oppose the pro-EU attitude they have adopted, however I don't agree with any of the other major parties.

Endorsement for the Nagorno-Karabakh Parliamentary Elections

On Sunday 23 May, Juche 99, the Autonomous Republic of Nagorno-Karabakh will be holding parliamentary elections. In these elections, I will be endorsing the Communist Party of Nagorno-Karabakh. I am endorsing them because I believe that the best course for the former Soviet Union, is the course that readapts to Marxism-Leninism.

Endorsement for the Ethiopian Parliamentary Elections

On Sunday 23 May, Juche 99, the Federal Democratic Republic of Ethiopia will be holding its parliamentary elections. In these elections I will be endorsing the Coalition for Unity and Democracy. I am supporting them because they are a coalition of rebel groups who are seeking to liberate the Ethiopian people from the despotic rule of the American puppet, Meles Zenawi. In an ideal world, Chairman of the Derg, Mengistu Haile Mariam would be the leader of Ethiopia.

Portuguese President to Legalise Same Sex Marriage

On Sunday 17 May, Juche 99, the Portuguese president, Prof. Aníbal Cavaco i Silva, announced he will sign a bill into law legalising same sex marriage in the Portugal, after parliament, led by the socialist party leader José Sócrates, passed the bill. My belief is that, this is a just law and it is necessary for society. I do however oppose the law.
I oppose the law because it is my believe that the Portuguese government does not have any right to pass a law on a religious institution. The passage of this law is the equivalent of the Supreme Assembly of the People's Democratic Republic of Korea passing a law stating that the United States must adopt Juche, or Moslems imposing sharia law on Christians. I believe that if the homosexual community wants to get married, they should talk to their bishop, imam or Rabbi, not their member of Parliament. I do believe that the Portuguese parliament, and every government should pass laws allowing for equal rights, hospital visits, tax status et al, I don't believe that government should interfere with religion, and vis-a-versa.

New Kazakh Law

Today 12 May, Juche 99, the assembly of the Republic of Kazakhstan passed a new law increasing the powers of president Nursultan Nazarbayev. The new law has given Nazarbayev the title, "leader of the nation". This new law protects the president against any possible future legal issues along with protecting the property of the president and his property. The new law was created to protect President Nazarbayev following the counterrevolutionary upheaval that overthrew president Kurmanbek Bakiyev of Kyrgyzstan. Several Central Asian Nations are now beginning to pass similar brilliant laws following the political instability of Kyrgyzstan. Long Live President Nazarbayev.

Endorsement for the Dominican Parliamentary Election

On Sunday 16 May, Juche 99, the Dominican Republic will be holding its parliamentary elections. In these elections I will be endorsing the Dominican Worker's Party. I support them because I support the leadership of current president, Leonel Fernandez. Leonel Fernandez's Dominican Liberation party is currently allied with the DWP. I think he has greatly improved the development of the city of Santo Domingo. Although I have never visited the rest of the country, I have a positive attitude towards what he has done for Santo Domingo. I think that Santo Domingo was developed enough for the Pan-American games and his government managed to get it done. If it was not for the DLP's neoliberal economic platform, I would support them. I prefer the DWP's communist economic policies.

Endorsement for the Filipino General Election

Tomorrow, 10 May, Juche 99, the Republic of the Philippines will be holding its general elections. The elections are Presidential, Congressional, and local. Although I believe the best course for the Philippines is the course that the New People's Army wishes to achieve, in the Presidential Election, I will be supporting the candidate from the Nacionalista Party, Manny Villar, Jr. I am supporting him because the Nacionalista Party was the party that propelled former President Ferdinand Marcos to power. I do not like any of the other candidates. I vehemently oppose Noynoy Aquino, the son of former president, Corazon Aquino, he is riding on the much welcomed death of Corazon. I feel the other candidates are stooges of Joseph Estrada, who is also running, and puppets of the Catholic Church or the current president Gloria Arroyo. Villar is the only candidate who really stands for something new and different.
In the local elections I will be supporting the Nacionalista Party as well. Former first lady, Imelda Marcos is running and so his her son. Imelda is running for the house of representatives and her son is running for the Senate. I will also be supporting any candidate running against current president Gloria Arroyo.

Endorsement for the North Rhine Westphalian State Election

Tomorrow, 8 May, Juche 99, the German State of North Rhine Westphalia will hold its state elections. In these elections I will be endorsing Die Linke. I am endorsing Die Linke because I consider myself to be a member of Die Linke. I support them mostly because they are the successor party to the Socialist Unity Party of Germany. I also do like how some members do share a eurosceptic opinion. I am tempted to support the satirical party, DIE PARTEI. I do enjoy some of DIE PARTEI's platforms such as rebuilding the Berlin Wall, which about 20% of Germany's population support, and a war of aggression against Liechtenstein to abolish serfdom. Unfortunately DIE PARTEI is only a political party in order to promote magazine sales for the party's newsletter, Titanic.

Good Luck Jonathan!

Today 5 May, Juche 99, it has been announced that the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Umaru Yar'Adua has died. He died after suffering for months from a combination of a disease from the heart and stomach. For months President Yar'Adua was in a hospital in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia until internal pressure from Nigeria forced him to return. Upon arrival he stepped down and allowed Vice President, Goodluck Jonathan to become acting president of Nigeria. Although, I was never a supporter of Yar'Adua's my condolences to his family and the Nigerian people who mourn his loss. I wish the best of luck to Goodluck Jonathan as he is now the president and hope that he can bring an end to the religious violence in the north and provide some form of liberation to the people in the Niger Delta.

Endorsement for the Mauritian Parliamentary Elections

Tomorrow 5 May, Juche 99, the Republic of Mauritius will hold its parliamentary elections. In these elections I will be endorsing the Mauritian Socialist Movement (MSM) of current president, Sir Anerood Jugnauth. I will be endorsing them because I support their Democratic Socialist platform. I am not endorsing the Mauritian Labour Party because I believe they are heading on a neoliberal course, similar to that of the British Labour Party. I strongly oppose the Third Way position of New Labour, which is one of the many reasons as to why I am not endorsing Labour in Thursday's general elections. I am also not endorsing the Mauritian Militant Movement, which typically receives the majority of the Caucasian vote in Mauritius. I am not endorsing the MMM because they are similar to the Nordic Green-Left Parties in Europe. I do not like their emphasis on personal freedoms and the environment.

Support for a Second Term for Michaëlle Jean

On Sunday 2 May, Juche 99, a representative of Her Majesty's government asked the Liberal opposition leader, Michael Ignatieff for a recommendation as to who should succeed current governor-general, Michaëlle Jean. Jean's term as governor-general ends this upcoming September. For the first time, I wholeheartedly agree with Ignatieff. He recommended that Jean have a another five year term as governor-general. The most interesting thing is, is that Ignatieff and I agree on the same reasons as to why she should remain governor-general. Jean has promoted understanding and cultural awareness of the local Inuit and First nations. She has stood up for Inuit rights for seal hunting, which not only is a major source of nutrients for the Inuits, but a major part of their economy. Jean has also aided those in need in the Republic of Haiti, which recently suffered a devastating earthquake, which the U.S. navy has yet to take responsibility of causing. (For those who don't know, the U.S. navy was testing an earthquake bomb, which would be used in a future imperialist war against the Islamic Republic of Iran). I strongly support and recommend that Jean stay on as governor general.

Endorsement for the United Kingdom Parliamentary Election 2010

On Thursday 6 May, Juche 99, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland will hold parliamentary elections. These elections are the first elections since 1924 where the British Labour Party has the chance to land in 3rd place, in at least the popular vote. This election has turned up to be a dramatic one. Thirteen years of Labour rule are likely to be overturned by the Conservative Party, however it is also possible that the Liberal Democrats will have more influence than they've had perhaps, in about 100 years. In these elections, throughout England, I will be endorsing the British National Party. I will be endorsing the BNP because I believe that the course they wish to set for the United Kingdom is the best course. I do frown upon some member's racist attitudes, however the destruction of the European Union and limits to immigration are major concerns of mine when I think of British politics.
Although, it is likely, if anything, the British National Party may only receive 5% of the vote, I hope the BNP will be able to gain a seat in parliament for the first time in the party's history. I will not be upset with a government lead by Conservative Party leader, David Cameron, but I would prefer the BNP. I sincerely hope, that if the Labour party is in the position to dictate terms of a new government, David Milliband is not involved. I vehemently oppose the efforts he has made during his tenure as Foreign Secretary. I also hope that John Bercow loses his seat and is thus no longer able to fill his role as Speaker of the House of Commons. In the election he is running in, I will be endorsing leader of the United Kingdom Independence Party, Nigel Farage.