The Carnation Revolution

Yesterday 25 April, Juche 99, the Portuguese Republic celebrated the 36th Anniversary of the Carnation Revolution. Yesterday, in Juche 63, the Portuguese military with support from the Portuguese Communist Party, and the Socialist Party, overthrew the fascist Estado Novo government. The revolution began when Portuguese radio stations began to play the recent hit from the Eurovision Song Contest, E depuis, Adeus sung by Paulo Carvelho. The song title translates to, "And After, Goodbye." This was the sign for the military to take over. The military over threw the government of Prof. Marcello Caetano and Admiral Américo Thomaz. Shortly after the revolution the military appointed General Vasco Gonçalves to be Prime Minister. Gonçalves was a member of the PCP and he helped create the current constitution of the Portuguese Republic. Long Live the Carnation Revolution!

On the Paraguayan Peoples Army

This past weekend, I read of two events in the Republic of Paraguay. These events involved the Paraguayan military and the Paraguayan People's Army. I have discovered that these rebels are left-wing revolutionaries fighting against the Paraguayan government. I am very intrigued about the issues they support and the reasons they are fighting. As I am informed, the current President Francisco Lugo, is a leftist. I hear the Paraguayan People's Army has its contacts with my comrades in the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Columbia. FARC, or the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Columbia are supported by Venezuelan President, Hugo Chávez. President Chávez, I thought was an ally of Lugo. I wonder why the Paraguayan People's Army is fighting against Lugo. I may support them depending on their goals.

Endorsement for the Austrian Presidential Election

On Sunday 25 April, Juche 99, the Republic of Austria will be holding its presidential elections. In these elections I will be endorsing current incumbent president, Dr. Heinz Fischer. I am endorsing Fischer mainly because he supported former chancellor, Bruno Kreisky against nazi hunter Simon Weisenthal. Although I do agree that the holocaust did occur and that Hitler's regime was responsible for it, at this point in time, even at the time when Kreisky was chancellor, its time to get over it. The Jews have their own state in the Middle East and the major players in the holocaust have been captured and punished, not that I necessarily agree with the fact that they were punished to begin with. Fischer has a record of bipartisanship even acknowledging the influence of Jorg Haider's Alliance for the Future of Austria party.

Endorsement for the Second Round Hungarian Parliamentary Elections

On Sunday 25 April, Juche 99, the Republic of Hungary will hold second round parliamentary elections. In these elections, I will be endorsing the Movement for a Better Hungary, or commonly known as Jobbik, again. The newly founded far right-wing political party, for the first time since its foundation, won seats in the Hungarian parliament. The party stunned the world during the European parliamentary elections, last year, when the gained a substantial percentage of the vote. In the first round elections, 2 weeks ago, the party came in third behind the centre-right party, Fidesz and former Communist party, the Hungarian Socialist Worker's Party, won the second most seats.
I am endorsing Jobbik, because I strongly agree with their stance on withdrawing from the European Union and criticism of neoliberalism and capitalism. The party also has a paramilitary organisation, that is reminiscent of the fascist paramilitaries during the Great Patriotic War. I believe that neoliberalism, globalisation and green politics are the greatest threat to the world and Jobbik, is a party that I believe will help stop it.

Endorsement for the Nauru Presidential Election

On Saturday 24 April, Juche 99, the Republic of Nauru will hold parliamentary elections. In these elections I will be endorsing David Adeang. Adeang is current leader of the opposition and has made many statements in praise of the Republic of Cuba. There have also been rumours that he has participated in events that could have lead to a coup d'etat. I am supporting him for these reasons.

Zimbabwe Marks 30 Years of Independence

Today 18 April, Juche 99, the Republic of Zimbabwe marks 30 years of independence from British imperialism. Today in Harare, there were all night dances, festivals and a speech by President Robert Mugabe. I wish President Mugabe and the Zimbabwean African National Union-Patriotic Front, best wishes as they celebrate 30 years of independence and self reliance.

Happy Birthday Fatherly Leader Comrade Kim il Sung

Today 15 April, Juche 99, we mark the birth of the Fatherly leader, Comrade Kim il-Sung. I wish my fondest and most sincere birthday wishes to the Fatherly leader, and his son, Dear Leader Comrade Kim Jong-il. It is the 99th year of the Fatherly leaders birth. Through his teachings and life's work, we have seen how Kim il Sung dedicated his life to the Korean people and the peaceful reunification of the Fatherland. Comrade Kim il Sung has consistently worked valiantly with the Korean proletariat. Through Comrade Kim il Sung, the People's Democratic Republic of Korea has succeeded to become one of the worlds great nations through his Juche policy. I hope, one day his dream of a united People's Democratic Republic of Korea will come true, and the Korean people will be free of Western imperialism and America's nuclear terrorism. Happy Birthday Fatherly Leader!

One of Many Counter Revolutionary Acts of Raul Castro

Today 13 April, Juche 99, the President of Cuba, Comrade Raul Castro committed a counterrevolutionary act. He announced that he will be denationalising Cuba's barbershoppes. I vehemently oppose this new act. Although barbershoppes are not heavy industry nor a significant business, privatisation of any business in a Communist country should be strongly frowned upon. I oppose this move for two reasons. The first is that by privatising barbershoppes, the Cuban proletariate will now no longer be equal to that of a barber. A Barber now has the means and opportunity to raise prices to inappropriate levels and can expand his or her business to increase the exploitation of their workers. The second reason as to why, I strongly oppose this privatisation move is because getting ones haircut is an unnecessary and barbaric ritual. Of course, one may prefer to get their haircut on a regular basis, however this is that persons decision. Haircuts should be strongly frowned upon, with the exception of a semi-annual haircut. This is the second time I have become angry with Comrade Raul, the third time will be regrettable. Long Live the Cuban Worker's Revolution!

Endorsement for the Northern Cyprus Presidential Elections

On Sunday 18 April, Juche 99, the Turkish Republic of Cyprus will be holding presidential elections. In these elections I will be endorsing current president, Mehmet Ali Talat. I am endorsing him because he has consistently worked with Cypriot president Dimitris Christofias to unify the nation. I oppose any creation of an independent Turkish Republic on the island of Cyprus. I oppose this because Cyprus has and always will be Greek. It was the Turks who invaded the island and imposed their rule on the north, it was not the Greek Cypriots who invaded a Turkish island. I support any moves to reunify the nation. Talat is also a member of the Republican Turkish Party, which is a pro-Soviet social democratic party, that opposes independence. I consider myself a member of the Republican Turkish Party.

R.I. P. Lech Kaczyński

Yesterday 10 April, Juche 99, the President of the Republic of Poland, Dr. Lech Kaczyński, died in an airplane crash. I would like to extend my deepest and most sincere condolences to the Polish people. They lost a great leader. I supported Kaczyński, because I supported his anti-EU views.

Endorsement for the Sudanese Presidential Election

From 11-13 April, Juche 99, the Republic of Sudan will hold presidential elections. In these elections, I will be endorsing current president, Field Marshal Omar al-Bashir. I am endorsing him, because the majority of candidates have withdrawn from the election, siting rumours that the election has been pre-rigged in Bashir's favour. I have seen interviews with current Vice President, Salva Kiir who is vice president in the current unity government, and he has no evidence that these upcoming elections are rigged. Although these elections are most likely rigged by the current Sudanese regime, Kiir has no actual proof. The United States and the European Union, will of course attempt to push their views on to the Sudanese people, but there is still little evidence that these elections will be rigged.

Endorsement for the Hungarian Parliamentary Elections

On Sunday 11 April, Juche 99, the Hungarian Republic will hold parliamentary elections. In these elections I will be supporting the relatively new party, Jobbik, or Movement for a Better Hungary. I am supporting them mostly because of their Eurosceptic point of view. If Jobbik, wasn't so adamant against the European Union, I would support the Communist Worker's Party of Hungary, however the MKM are supporters of the EU. I believe that the European Union is the biggest issue in Europe, and I strongly oppose the organisation.

Kyrgyzstan Revolution

Today 7 April, Juche 99, the Republic of Kyrgyzstan experienced revolution. Surprisingly after 1 day of protests, the government resigned and the presidents whereabouts were unknown. They Kyrgyz people were protesting rising prices and corruption in the nothern part of the country. These protests rapidly spread to the capital, Bishkek. The opposition stormed parliament and the presidential palace. The prime minister, stepped down nearly immediately. President Kurmanbek Bakiyev flew out of the capital and may be abroad.
I am surprised about this revolution, and do not know whether or not I will support it. I will most likely endorse it or condemn it once some order is restored. I am likely to support the new government if the Communist Party is involved or work to shut the U.S. military base in the nation. I will condemn it, if it becomes a western liberal government.

On Easter

Today 4 April, Juche 99, the Christian world, with the exception of the Orthodox faiths celebrated the Easter holiday. The Easter Holiday, celebrates the resurrection of the prophet Jesus of Nazareth, the founder of Christianity. I believe that this holiday is inane. I do not observe this holiday for two major reasons. The first reason is that I believe, that Jesus of Nazareth had his crucifixion coming to him. He committed treason against the Roman Empire. Although, Jesus never completely admitted to being the "King of the Jews", he never denied it either. According to the new testament, when Pontius Pilate asked Jesus, "are you king of the Jews?" Jesus simply responded by saying, "If you say so". In ancient Rome, treason was declaring that you yourself were king or emperor or consul of a Roman territory. Since Jesus, never denied being king of the Jews, he obviously committed treason. The second major reason as to why, I refuse to celebrate Easter is because it is a historical fact, that Jesus of Nazareth died on such and such a day that corresponds with the Passover holiday around 34 C.E. The date of Jesus' death cannot change from one year to another, he either died on, hypothetically, 13 April 34 C.E., or he died on December 25. The date of his death cannot change every year, it is preposterous. Now the question remains, is do I believe that Jesus died on the day known as "Good Friday" and resurrected on Easter Sunday. Well my belief is that this story is just a continual rip off of every other ancient pagan religion. Krishna rose from the dead, along with Herakles, and even Mithras.

Attempted Coup in Guinea-Bissau

Today 1 April, Juche 99, the Republic of Guinea-Bissau may have faced an attempted coup. Although it is not officially known what the motives of the Guinea-Bissauan troops were, the Prime Minister was held hostage and the president's whereabouts were unknown. I would like to voice my support for this coup, if there is one in fact occurring in the West African nation, otherwise I will support any attempted overthrow of the current Guinea-Bissauan government.