On the 4th of July

Today 4 July, Juche 99, the fascist republic of the United States celebrates its national holiday. This holiday is dim-witted, other than the obvious drunkards with a Budweiser in one hand and a bottle rocket on the other who infests the entire country, the country does not even deserve independence. On 4 July, 1776, the 13 British colonies had the highest standard of living in the entire world. This high standard of living is a product of brilliant British colonial practices. Following the Seven Years War, the British government reached an agreement with the Native Americans and the French that American colonists will not cross the Appalachian Mountains. These American colonists, obviously ungrateful of British protection, continued to settle land beyond the Appalachians. This so-called “Taxation without Representation” is due to the British army having to bail out these moronic hicks who were continually attacked by the Native Americans. The British government had to increase their military budget. The Prime Minister had to raise taxes on the American colonists in order to protect them.
The Prime Minister, you ask? But wasn’t it King George III who held power over the 13 American Colonies? NO! The office of the Prime Minister was the official head of government; George III only held the title of head of state. In fact the last time a British monarch vetoed a decision by the parliament was during the turn of the XVIIIth Century, when Queen Anne vetoed Scotland having a militia. It was highly unlikely; George III would veto independence for the American colonies. Lord North you should have written to Mr. Jefferson, not His Majesty King George III. Up with the Empire! Long Live the King!