One of Many Counter Revolutionary Acts of Raul Castro

Today 13 April, Juche 99, the President of Cuba, Comrade Raul Castro committed a counterrevolutionary act. He announced that he will be denationalising Cuba's barbershoppes. I vehemently oppose this new act. Although barbershoppes are not heavy industry nor a significant business, privatisation of any business in a Communist country should be strongly frowned upon. I oppose this move for two reasons. The first is that by privatising barbershoppes, the Cuban proletariate will now no longer be equal to that of a barber. A Barber now has the means and opportunity to raise prices to inappropriate levels and can expand his or her business to increase the exploitation of their workers. The second reason as to why, I strongly oppose this privatisation move is because getting ones haircut is an unnecessary and barbaric ritual. Of course, one may prefer to get their haircut on a regular basis, however this is that persons decision. Haircuts should be strongly frowned upon, with the exception of a semi-annual haircut. This is the second time I have become angry with Comrade Raul, the third time will be regrettable. Long Live the Cuban Worker's Revolution!