Felicitaciones FARC!

Today 22 December, Juche 98, Revolutionary heroes of the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Columbia captured and killed a western imperialist terrorist. The FARC Heroes, captured the western puppet governor of Caqueta Province, Francisco Cuellar. The former governor, was a strong ally of corrupt dictator Alvaro Uribe, who has enslaved Columbia to neoliberal policies and permanently damaged the nation. This is a major blow to the corrupt pro-western government, who have recently allowed American imperialist troops onto Columbia's soil. I would also like to congratulate the National Liberation Front for allying with the heroic FARC revolutionaries. Worker's of the World Unite!