Endorsement for the Ukrainian Presidential Election

On Sunday 17 January, Juche 99, Ukraine will hold its presidential elections. These elections are the first since the bougeois Orange revolution. This election is sure to mark the failure and the pointlessness of that horrid event. In these elections, I will endorse the candidate from the Ukrainian Communist Party. The candidate is Petro Symonenko. I am supporting Comrade Symonenko because I certainly agree with his Marxist-Leninist platform, but also because he is a Holodomor Denier. Holodomor is the Ukrainian word for the myth of the famine of the 1930s. Symonenko agrees with any intelligent person, that Glorious Comrade Stalin had nothing to do with the famine that occured in the 1930s. Seriously, how can Comrade Stalin be responsible for crop failure? Ah, that's right, finally people are recognising the divinity of Josef Stalin. Since it is unlikely, that Symonenko will succeed in making it to the second round, in the second round I will certainly endorse former Prime Minister Viktor Yanukovych. I supported Yanukovych in the last elections, which he won, until foreign imperialist agents bitched and moaned that they desired to be exploited by the west and globalisation. At least their bourgeois revolution has failed, and may we welcome in the right president, Viktor Yanukovych.