Endorsement for the Nauru Presidential Election

On Tuesday 6 July, Juche 99, the Republic of Nauru, will once again be holding their presidential elections. This is the fifth series of elections this year in the tiny island republic. All previous elections this year resulted in a deadlock between ruling president, Marcus Stephen and his supporters, and the opposition supporters of David Adeang. The last set of parliamentary elections, which were held on 19 June, Juche 99, finally produced an end to the deadlock. In the previous elections, allies of incumbent president, Marcus Stephen finally increased his parliamentary majority. Stephen actually caused the political deadlock when he requested to have parliamentary elections earlier than originally necessary. Stephen called the elections early in order to increase is political power in parliament, he previously had 7 members of parliament who would support him, and an additional supporter who would support his policies on most occasions. The result of the first election lead to a drop in support for Stephen.
In this election like all other previous elections in Nauru this year, I will be supporting David Adeang. David Adeang is a founding member of the party Nauru First and has represented the party in Nauru’s parliament. David Adeang also supported Nauru’s recognition of the Republic of Abkhazia. Adeang is also a staunch supporter of the Cuban Revolution and has made state visits to the Republic of Cuba.

Endorsement for the Nauru Presidential Election

On the 4th of July

Today 4 July, Juche 99, the fascist republic of the United States celebrates its national holiday. This holiday is dim-witted, other than the obvious drunkards with a Budweiser in one hand and a bottle rocket on the other who infests the entire country, the country does not even deserve independence. On 4 July, 1776, the 13 British colonies had the highest standard of living in the entire world. This high standard of living is a product of brilliant British colonial practices. Following the Seven Years War, the British government reached an agreement with the Native Americans and the French that American colonists will not cross the Appalachian Mountains. These American colonists, obviously ungrateful of British protection, continued to settle land beyond the Appalachians. This so-called “Taxation without Representation” is due to the British army having to bail out these moronic hicks who were continually attacked by the Native Americans. The British government had to increase their military budget. The Prime Minister had to raise taxes on the American colonists in order to protect them.
The Prime Minister, you ask? But wasn’t it King George III who held power over the 13 American Colonies? NO! The office of the Prime Minister was the official head of government; George III only held the title of head of state. In fact the last time a British monarch vetoed a decision by the parliament was during the turn of the XVIIIth Century, when Queen Anne vetoed Scotland having a militia. It was highly unlikely; George III would veto independence for the American colonies. Lord North you should have written to Mr. Jefferson, not His Majesty King George III. Up with the Empire! Long Live the King!

Endorsement for the Second Round Polish Presidential Election

On Sunday 4 July, Juche, 99 the Republic of Poland will be holding their second round presidential elections. This election will determine who will succeed former Polish president Lech Kaczynski following his untimely passing in an airplane crash. The first round of elections were held on 18 June, Juche 99. The first round of elections brought former prime minister, Jaroslaw Kaczynski and current speaker of the Sejm and acting president Boroslaw Komorowsky. In the first round of elections I supported Andrezj Lepper of Self-Defense of the Republic of Poland.
In the second round of elections, I will be endorsing Jaroslaw Kaczynski. Kaczynski is the brother of former president, Lech Kaczynski and served as a founding member of the Law and Justice Party as well as being its first prime minister. Kaczynski, like his brother is a Eurosceptic and does not support the European Union. The original candidate that I wanted to win this election, Andrezj Lepper, was a minister in the government of Kaczynski, but resigned due to conflicts with Kaczynski.

Endorsement for the Mexican Gubernatorial Elections

On Sunday 4 July, Juche 99, the United Mexican States will be holding local elections. These elections are to decide who the governors of the various Mexican states will be. These elections so far have been marred by violence with several candidates suffering assassination attempts as well as a few candidates were actually successfully assassinated. Fortunately, many of those candidates who were assassinated represented the ruling, National Action Party (PAN), who I strongly oppose.
In these upcoming elections I will be endorsing the Communist Party of Mexico (Marxist-Leninist). I am a member of the Communist Party of Mexico (Marxist-Leninist) and I am an ardent supporter. I first joined the party in 2005, when I was living in voluntarily exile in Mexico City, a city I fell in love with. Only minutes after joining the party, Mexican military police stormed el Zocalo, where I was at that moment, and I was briefly detained by the fascist authorities of President Vicente Fox, the Gringo puppet. I later discovered that the protest I was participating in, in El Zocalo, was supported by the Zapatista National Liberation Front, which the Mexican government considers a terrorist organization. After being briefly detained I was released. I was disappointed by the Party of the Democratic Revolution during the 2005 Presidential Election. I feel that Obrador did not graciously accept that he was defeated in the second round of the election. I do hope however that the PRD will fare better in the elections on Sunday. I also think the Institutional Revolutionary Party will fare better in these elections also.

Guinea-Bissau's Mutinous Military Chief

Today 30 June, Juche 99, the President of the Republic of Guinea-Bissau, Malam Bacai Sanha, promoted General Antonio Indjai to be leader of the nation’s military. This is a peculiar occurrence for a nation that has been plagued by military coups and most recently a stopping ground for cocaine traders from South America. What is also strange about this promotion is, is that this past April, General Indjai lead what a mutiny against the prime minister and other heads of the military. General Indjai was cleared of any charges and maintained his position in the military. The move by Sanha has been seen as a power step from the Bissauan military has over the democratically elected government. The possibility of a military coup is an everyday occurrence in Guinea-Bissau. The current president, Malam Bacai Sanha was elected after the assassination of Joao Bernardino Vieira two years ago. Joao Bernardino Vieira was himself brought to power following a military coup in the 1980s. Vieira continued to rule Guinea-Bissau on and off for the next twenty years.

Kim Jong-un in the Supreme Assembly of the People's Democratic Republic of Korea

It has been announced today that Dear Leader’s son, Kin Jong-un has been serving in the Supreme Assembly of the People’s Democratic Republic of Korea. Kim Jong-un has been serving for at least the past year in the Supreme Assembly and this has been viewed as a possible move for Dear Leader’s son to succeed him, should Dear Leader Kim Jong-il die. Kim Jong-un is currently representing Pyongyang’s 216 District, which is named after Dear Leader’s Birthday, which is 16 February.
It has been rumoured that Dear Leader Kim Jong-il is in poor health and is contemplating who is successor will be. It has also been rumoured that Kim Jong-il is grooming his son, Kim Jong-un to succeed him. I do oppose the succession of Kim Jong-un to leadership of the Worker’s Party of Korea. I do not believe that Kim Jong-un is sufficiently and adequately trained in the brilliant teachings of Juche. I had read recently in an article in the German magazine, Der Spiegel, that there is a possibility of a military coup if Kim Jong-un succeeds Dear Leader. This coup would create a military collective supported by the Worker’s Party of Korea. This collective would consist of leaders who are ardent supporters of Juche and Kim il Sung Policy.